A Serious Conversation, part 2

Evan's buddy was over again today, and there is nothing more hilarious than listening in on the conversations of 4 year old boys while you are filling out mundane grant applications and doing data entry. I wish all cubicles could be blessed with such entertaining conversation:

"Hey! You be a dog, and I'll be a baby. And the dog is a BIG dog and the baby is scared. Ok. Be a scared baby."
"But dogs aren't scary."
"Yes, but I am. So be scared, ok?"
"Oh, ok. Right... ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Don't scream, you cry baby!"



Before the pool, while all 4 year old boys are getting their swim suits on... yet again.

"Hey! We've got the SAME Pee Pees!"
"Yeah! We STILL DO!! Hahahahahaha!"
"But yours is bigger than mine!"
"Yes, it is.... I think it's bigger because mine is older than yours. Yes, that's why it's bigger."


In the pool:
Evan dumps a watering can over the head of his buddy in the pool. He laughs an evil maniacal laugh and says:

"Hahahahahaha! I WATERED YOU LIKE A FLOWER, YOU POO POO!" Burn!!!