Things I Didn't Have to See Before 8am.

1. A Dead Bunny. In my yard. That my dogs chased down. Damn chain link fence.

2. A Dead Bunny in a Box that I had to pick up after it's poor little heart stopped.

3. A Dead Bunny in a box being flung into a local business' dumpster so the little kids around here wouldn't come across it.

4. Driving home from Dead Bunny Disposal, a Woman, probably in her 50's, walking outside to get the paper in nothing but a skimpy nightie and high heels. Cellulite does not age well, lady. Cover that junk up. I don't show you mine, you don't show me yours.

5. Giant Thunder clouds rolling in.

6. An empty coffee creamer bottle in my fridge.

Can I start today over?