What Must The Neighbors Think?

Evan in the bathroom: Uh oh! Oh no! Mommmeeeee! Help!

Me: Uh oh, what? What happened?

Door opens, and I gasp. Evan has peed a bucket-worth of pee all over the floor. Not that he wasn't trying to pee in the potty, but he decided to sit instead of stand, and obviously did not adjust his aim.

Me: Evan! Why did you pee all over the floor??? Why do you think that happened?

Evan: Because I didn't do good?

Me: No, buddy, you did a great job of trying, ...

(I walk to the kitchen to get the lysol wipes to clean up the floor. All the windows are wiiiiiiiide open right where I am yelling back to Evan in the bathroom...)

Me: ...but for the love of god, next time POINT YOUR PENIS DOWN!!!


Seriously, what must the neighbors think?