Thursday, September 25, 2008

Karma


When I was 8 months pregnant, I was on my way home from a family function with my brother and his fiancee, when we spotted a giant turtle trying to cross 4 lanes of traffic in a 50 mile an hour zone. I pleaded with my brother to turn around, to save the turtle, and he said "that's the cutest thing I've ever heard" and turned the car around. He pulled onto the shoulder of the road, and I stood on the side of the road as the turtle pointedly and doggedly continued to make his way across. I waited for traffic to clear, saw my opening as a last car was coming, and as I made my move mentally, that last car took the life of the biggest land turtle I've ever seen in suburban Chicago.

Horrified and not willing to leave it there, I stared open mouthed. The motorist behind the turtle murdered stopped, a hero in a nice suit, who ran out into the road and carried the cracked turtle to the side of the road for the sobbing pregnant girl with no more than an "I'm sorry. I really am". And he drove off. I looked one last time at the turtle, whose shell was the length of my laptop, not believing, not wanting to leave him there in the grassy ditch, the ditch he was trying so hard to leave behind as he worked his way across a heartless, suburban road. But he was motionless, and I didn't believe he could live, and we left with heavy hearts and a hate for the turtle murderer who didn't stop, didn't swerve, and without a doubt saw that boulder of a turtle trying so hard to cross the road.

I spent that evening online, torturing myself with the information about turtles versus cars. Did you know that a turtle could survive the impact of a car at 50 miles and hour and a terribly cracked shell? Me neither. So I got in my car as the sun was setting and drove 30 miles back to the ditch where we laid the turtle, parked the car, and walked up and down the road. But there was no turtle. No where. I looked everywhere, in the drainage pipes, up against the fences, everywhere, but he was nowhere. To this day, I do not know if he walked away, only to die a painful death weeks later, or if a good samaritan walking along rescued him, or if he became a poor family's dinner. I will never know, and to this day that turtle haunts me, and I still look for him along that stretch of road no matter what.

Last year we moved to a new neighborhood. We had looked for over a year for the perfect area, the right fit for us. And the day we went to do the walk through on our house, a car stopped in front of us in the middle of the street, and a teenage girl ran out in front of her car. My heart lifted as she bolted to the side of the street, a turtle held high above her head, safe from the wheels of careless suburbanites. My eyes welled up with tears. I knew we were home.

Since we've moved to our neighborhood, I've had the pleasure of rescuing 4 turtles, 3 of which I rescued from the middle of the road just this past week. The first turtle tried to make it's way through our yard, not knowing or not caring that it had four extremely turtle-curious dogs in it. That one was a fun and easy save. The next two were picked up out of the middle of our neighborhood streets, their meandering little bodies not really that far off track, but still in danger of being crushed. I ran them to the backs of the nearest yards, far enough from the street that I knew they'd be ok. Easy turtle saves.

The last one was yesterday. Evan and I were driving home from preschool, and we decided to take a route we didn't normally take home. It was a 40 mile per hour zone, and there, in a right hand turn lane, was a turtle, slowly making its way across the road. I screamed "another turtle!" and pulled a u-turn so fast, Evan yelled, "Mom! You're driving like a cwazy lady!" I parked the car and ran out into the middle of the street in my flip flops, not waiting, not pausing for the car that was making its way up the hill. Karma had caught up with me, and I wasn't going to let it pass me by. I could almost imagine the car's driver thinking "WTF????", but I grabbed that turtle and held it up so the driver could see me, and dodged across the street to set the turtle down safely. I waited for traffic to part, and then ran back to the car, triumphant.

Evan said, "Mommy, did we save him??" Yes, buddy, we did. Whether I'm cursed to rescue turtles for the rest of my life to make up for the one 100 year old turtle I wasn't able to save, or whether I'm blessed with the same task, I'll take it. I'll still look for that turtle every time I drive down that fateful stretch of road. I always will.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Ladies Man

Hubby took Evan to a local restaurant to meet up with a friend to watch the Bears game this past Sunday. I stocked him up with activity books, books to read, cars, etc. to keep him busy when boredom took over. He packed it all in his new Bears backpack and went off with Daddy with a huge grin on his face. He was going to watch football with Daddy!

I had the house to myself and spent the day cleaning the garage in hopes of fitting not one, but TWO cars in it this winter (hahahahaha... right), and had nary made a dent when the boys came pulling into the driveway some 4 hours later. Evan came bounding up into the garage and into the house, where I followed. He was talking a mile a minute, trying to tell me everything that happened and trying to fish the free stuff he scored from the Miller Lite girls out of his bag. (Yes, you read that right. Sigh.) He pulls out a string of Football beads and then the giant Bears magnet, holding them out like they were absolute pieces of gold. His smile could not have been more ginormous.

I said, "Wow! Evan, what a lucky boy to get all that fun stuff! You must have been a very good boy!" Daddy nods and gives me the thumbs up that he was, indeed, a good boy the whole time.

Evan looks up from his beads, looks at me very seriously and says:
"Mom? All the ladies there? Dey totally loved-ed me!"

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Sarah Palin is NOT Hillary Clinton

This site spells it all out pretty clearly for those who may think otherwise:



http://www.sarahpalinisnthillaryclinton.com/

Awww, isn't she sweet

Palin gave a great speech last night, written, of course, by Bush's speech writers. But, as a Democrat who actually wanted to be given some reason to like her should she actually become VP, I like her less than I did yesterday. The speech came across as mean and at a 4th grade level of playground politics. Not too mention, it was totally full of Obama policy lies. But I didn't hear a specific on what McCain plans to do- just a lot of lies about what Obama plans to do. I guess McCain's speech writers are waiting to see the poll results today to finish up what they will promise to do tonight.

And, really, McCain when standing next to Palin just looks so.... well, old. Older than dirt old. If he wanted to punctuate his age more clearly, he definitely got the job done. He looked like an awkward old scarecrow up there on stage next to her last night.

And Palin basically said she has more executive experience than the other three candidates on the tickets combined. Yay. Good for her. I still shudder at the thought of her becoming the president of this country when McCain has a grabber and bites the big one.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

In a State of "Panic"

I like, as a Democrat, how the Sarah Palin pick has me in a supposed state of "panic", according to the GOP. Have they actually spoken with a Democrat lately? Because, in these neck of the woods, we're laughing our asses off. I would say that I'm more in a state of disbelief. Is McCain trying to lose?? I'm with Speckblog. Palin would be way worse than Bush in the Oval Office. And, let's face it, the odds of a "President" McCain kicking the bucket and leaving Palin in charge are very, very good.

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-69834 . Veeeeerrry iiiinteresting.